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Have acquired the magic powder
(No talking cuz people are still awake sry)
And I suppose I'm being a bit of a tease as well- the sneezes stop around 1:10, but I couldn't even reach for the vial for a second dose so I'm blaming it on the chhinkni tyvm
Have you ever tried to say chhinkni while stuffy? Bit ironic, isn't it?
My throat's feeling sorer now but it was worth it- I haven't sneezed like that in quite a long time.
Good night, and bless you all
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LIES!
#ABSOLUTE LIES#I LOVE PAPER MARIO#(totally not because that game has the prettiest Princess Peach design besides the show time game coming out)#FUCK FOOTBALL I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND FOOTBALL#nero blabbing
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It’s a lie. Ben is NOT using starvation as a tool in this war. I cannot believe I’m seeing senators lying like this. (Why am I surprised 🤦��♀️).
God put an end to this please.
Also look at young Ben!!! Articulate and bright as ever! Haha I love it. Sadly the debate continues today ☹️
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WANDAVISION 1.08 | AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05
if only you would teach me! help me, please!
#she lies a lot but how absolutely Devastating would it be if this is true#marvel#marveledit#agatha all along#kathryn hahn#agatha harkness#aaaedit#agatha all along spoilers#mcuedit#mcu#marvel tv#tvedit#parallels#myedits#myedits: marvel#flickering lights#userairi#userkarolina#tuserheidi#userbarrow#tuservaleria#userjessica#userarrow
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the revelation that claudia’s rebirth was such a twisted and horrible moment, with louis dragging her like she was a thing, a stranger who neither of them knew but he kept saying over and over “our daughter, our beautiful little daughter” to lestat, really solidified the way she was never the main character of her own story. she was always an accessory to some or the other of louis’ whims: his guilt, his loneliness, his conflict of being a killer, his rocky relationship with lestat. there was love there, love from both her fathers, but it was never enough. lestat saw her too much as a wretched mirror held up to his own self, and louis was always too steeped in his own feelings to care enough about hers. claudia’s story truly was the greatest tragedy in this tale, treated horribly by every man around her, even her fathers, relentlessly exploited and brutally ignored, always second and never first. the only one who loved her the way she deserved to be loved was madeleine, and the moment she truly had her, her happiness was torn from her. and just before she died, she got to see someone actually choose her in her entirety, not for what she can be but for who she is, and it still wasn’t enough. she still burned alive in the sunlight. the love was there, but it wasn’t enough to save her.
#i want to scream i am still mourning my girl claudia#SHE DIDN'T DESERVE THIS#and fuckass armand in his silly little playpen “unable” to prevent it like NO. YOU COULD HAVE. YOU JUST DIDN'T CARE.#absolutely stumped as to how on earth louis stayed with him after this#like yea the gaslighting and the lies but king... he froze the whole coven at dinner once and stopped time and shit. he can save claudia.#but he didn't and louis might have forgiven him for it but i never will !!!#that being said i still love armand 😋#this is what makes these characters so gothic and fascinating imo#these terrible things they do contrasted with the intense way they love each other#mmmmm scrumm dilly yum yum a purr purr !!!!#interview with the vampire#claudia#claudia iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#armand iwtv#iwtv amc#iwtv spoilers
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Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.
#sparklepants#it’s chaos out here tom!!!#I’ve been absolutely thriving today#the memes the jokes the screencaps the confusion#BONUS the author lied and said omegaverse storylines were taken out during scriptwriting#go off queen thank you for your lies#if you had been honest I wouldn’t have had such a seretonin-filled afternoon
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i think marinette is worse at resting when she's sick but adrien is worse at sitting things out if he's injured. i have no explanation, these are just the vibes
#ml#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#okay i lied i do have justifications#adrien probably just. would love being taken care of if he's sick#it's maybe something his mom used to do but not ENOUGH#and marinette would absolutely spoil him#but marinette is all I AM FINE IT IS JUST A COLD I AM FINE meanwhile she nearly falls off a rooftop in a dizzy spell#but adrien hate being kept away from ppl he loves. hates not being able to protect them. and an injury is more long-term and isolating#meanwhile...idk marinette feels to me like an injurt would leave her more defeated. she'd feel like she failed somehow#like she is SUPPOSED to be ladybug she is SUPPOSED to keep herself together to keep the city safe#so i think that would take a lot of her energy she'd be frustrated about it yes but also sort of...admit defeat#adrien would find ways to cheer her up though 🥺
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Mr. Hunt's sweet true lies
#Twisted wonderland#Rook hunt#twst rook#This man quotes modern talking songs on the daily basis#don't tell me he wouldn't quote or sing “you're my heart you're my soul” he absolutely would#It's up to you to believe him or not#rookposting for once surpisingly enough#got inspired by the chorus of “sweet true lies” by beast in black (them again yea)#+ procrastinating other art idea by drawing something that wasn't initially planned as usual :)))))
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I couldn't find a compilation with all my favorite scenes to show my friends so obviously I had to take the matter into my own hands
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv season 2#amc iwtv#iwtv spoilers#daniel molloy#this is just the funny moments. his absolute big dick unveiling armand's lies and “you haven't heard from my maker”#needed more pathos than wii music#but I still love that too
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You know the part about this moment that gets me?
It's not what he says. It's that little, desperate exhale when he's done.
This one:
Do you see the way his chest just collapsed after he said, "But I can't have you risking your life." That thought just clenched his heart in panic and you can physically see it.
We can see it.
I'm fine. Really.
(I'm not. Does brainrot ever stop??)
#michael “acting choices” sheen#strikes again#and absolutely kills me#i lied when i said i was fine#good omens#ineffable idiots#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#anthony j crowley#az fell#aziraphale loves crowley
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asmodeus, rocking up to aeor as a cleric of the dawnfather just to spite his brother who is leaning hard on the youth pastor aspect of his divinity
#critical role#cr3#cr downfall#cr spoilers#so funny#an absolute shit disturber#the lord of lies and a complete bitch#i love him and i hate him and i want to study him like a bug#brennan said what's funnier than an old priest?#an old priest who's secretly the devil and trying to fuck with his holier-than-thou brother
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The longer I play Obey Me, the more I feel like Obey Me is a story about how the MC, in their quest to seek acceptance by the people they care about, ends up destroying themselves in the process and losing the very thing that made them so special and loved in the first place.
In the beginning of OG, they started off as just a normal human who got whisked away to a weird ass world where literally nobody respects them. Despite this, they recognised from the beginning that these demons and angels were not so different from humans. MC's ability to see the demons as actual people and not just beings controlled by their sins was what allowed them to form close bonds with them. They had good intentions to reunite the demon brothers who had undergone centuries of misunderstanding, resentment, and pent up grief. Even though they were excessively nosy, MC's unique position as a complete outsider allowed them to see just how much love the demon brothers had for each other, and how they can become closer if everybody would just better communicate with each other. Serving as the bridge to better improve the brothers' relationships was what convinced the demon brothers to also see MC as a member of their family.
But as the MC became more involved in the Devildom's problems, they started to adopt the same toxic traits that had created wedges between the brothers in the first place. From relying heavily on their pacts to subdue the brothers, to allowing a curse to control Barbatos (even though they had the ability to break it), to going along with the brothers' manipulative scheme to trick Satan into reconciling with Lucifer when Satan ran away to the human world -- it's almost like MC has unconsciously picked up on some of their loved ones' behaviour. Gone are the days where MC brings in a new perspective to problems. Now, they just embrace the chaos and their more darker traits, for that is what is expected of them to survive in the Devildom. And since everyone within their circle puts them on a pedestal, this further affirms to the MC that this is how they should be.
Dealing with the affairs of the Devildom had also caused the MC to grow more apathetic. In the beginning, they had been actively taking steps to form pacts with the brothers and were generally very invested in freeing Belphie from the attic. They remained true to themselves and insisted that they form a pact with Satan based on mutual trust and understanding, and not just as a means to smite Lucifer. Despite being in a helpless situation, MC never refused to give up their agency. But the longer MC gets involved with these shenanigans, the more they grew... numb to everything.
Solomon bringing me back to the Devildom unannounced? Oh, sure. Diavolo and Solomon hiding the reasons for my sudden return? Not my problem.
Simeon facing a problem to the point of having a quarter of the cast acting as his bodyguards? Eh, I'll just ignore it until I can't anymore.
Watching and waiting. That's what they have resorted to doing.
And that mindset of kicking problems down the line until it lands on MC's doorstep and they have no choice but to act -- that's exactly how they have been acting when they were stuck in NB, hasn't it? MC didn't bother forming pacts with the past version of the brothers until they were given an ultimatum, and even then, they simply relied on the convenient timing of each brother struggling with an inner crisis to swoop in, resolve the situation and tick them off their checklist.
MC in NB seems like an unfortunate culmination of everything they faced so far. They're too apathetic to care about getting sent to an unfamiliar place once again, too desensitised to life in the Devildom to reclaim their agency, and too desperate to earn the love of their former family to even think about anything else. They became so co-dependent to the demon brothers that they seem to think they cannot live without them or their affection, even if the ones they are living with in the past are different people from the ones they grew to love in the present.
The phrase "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" fits way too perfectly for the Obey Me MC. After all, MC keeps getting rewarded every time they try to get themselves killed (or even when they actually got killed). Maybe that's the only way they know how to resolve problems.
So if they can't die as the hero, they'll just learn to live as the villain.
#man ppl are writing analyses for the main LIs of the game and here I am waxing poetics about a blank-slate sheep#i am not the target audience for this game lmao#absolutely normal behaviour#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me spoilers#obey me mc#obey me analysis#LONG#db rambles#db vault
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*boop* for @bbcphile
#BOOP#mysterious lotus casebook#li lianhua#fang duobing#cheng yi#zeng shunxi#*gifs:mine#PLEASE animation is so absolutely not my strong suit lmao#this is the best i can do
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FINAL FANTASY VII REBIRTH (2024) dev. Square Enix
#final fantasy vii rebirth#ffvii rebirth#ffvii rebirth spoilers#ffvii#ff7#final fantasy#cloud strife#tifa lockhart#gamingedit#videogameedit#dailygaming#*#gifs: mine#i'm almost certain this moment has already been gifed several times before#but i wanted to gif it again because:#the absolute look of insanity in cloud's eyes before tifa yanks her aside#she's upset with him and just wants to make sure#and the way he just looks into her eyes and *lies*#when he's clearly not there#bitch you're not fine. you're not 'good'. stop lying
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soft and neat
#dan and phil crafts#dan and phil#decided to go to bed before watching the video. absolutely insane way to start the day#took a nap and it gave me strange and vivid nightmares about demons. still think its funny tho 10/10#my art#this is so gonna come out of left field for my followers lmao#posts this with no context. doesnt elaborate. leaves#edit: ok i lied im elaborating. im not a phan account guys if you follow you will b sorely disappointed#im probably never going to post about it again ive just been lurking for 10 years. you know how it is
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You know Steph would just adore Alex
#would just absolutely smother her with affection#life is strange true colors#life is strange#chenrich#alex chen#steph gingrich#lis#my art
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